Hollywood films often depict ludicrous means of producing abstract art. I recently watched "The Big Lebowsky", where Maude Lebowsky (Julianne Moore) produced abstract paintings by furiously shaking paint-soaked brushes on a canvass while flying naked over it. I have personally witnessed this kind of creation in museums; as a youngster, I was traumatised by a work of art that was reported to have been produced by repeatedly dipping a rope into paint and throwing it onto a horizontal surface.

Why not do it myself? I may not have the same contacts, influence, or prestige, but I do have a not-so-random image generator which is much better than theirs. Please witness the gallery with which I intend to become absurdly rich by exploiting my offsprings' artistic gifts. Don't hesitate to contact me if you would like to show these chefs-d'œuvre in your 5th-Avenue art gallery.

"Understanding infinity", Migouche 2007-04-05	"Mumble's Seal", Migouche 2007-04-15